A Top Twenty of the most misheard lyrics in pop songs (called mondegreens, see below) was published in the Daily Telegraph this week. It was compiled by a manufacturer of ear drops. Top of the charts was a line from a track by REM (The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite). The real lyric is "Call me when you try to wake her" but many listeners actually heard "Calling Jamaica". At number 2 in the charts is the line "Scuse me while I kiss the sky"from the Jimi Hendrix classic Purple Haze, which is frequently assumed to be "Scuse me while I kiss this guy". I like the one at number 8, which is a line from John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's duet from Grease, "You're the one that I want". A significant number of listeners thought this actually went "You're the wobbly one". Still on a John Travolta theme, the Bee Gees' line "Stayin' alive", popularised through the Travolta film Saturday Night Fever, is sometimes misinterpreted as "Steak and a knife".
The word for a misheard line from a song or poem is mondegreen. The word is coined from the last line of the first verse of the Scottish poem The Bonny Earl O'Murray:
Ye Hielands and ye Lowlands,
O where hae ye been?
Thay hae slain the Earl o' Moray,
And laid him on the green.
The American writer Syvia Wright coined the term in a 1954 Harper's Magazine article. She wrote that when she first heard the lyrics, she thought the last line was "And Lady Mondegreen". The Earl of Murray, by the way, was a member of the Stewart family and was hunted down and murdered in 1592.
As I mentioned in a recent post devoted to new words which have entered the OED this month, eggcorn (one of the new additions) is another word meaning 'a misheard word or phrase'.
Here's the full Top Twenty of mondegreens, or misheard lyrics (you can also find it here):
1. REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
Real lyric: ''Call me when you try to wake her
Misheard lyric: ''Calling Jamaica''
2. Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Real Lyric: ''Excuse me while I kiss the sky''
Misheard Lyric: ''Excuse me while I kiss this guy''
3. Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady
Real Lyric: ''Dude looks like a lady''
Misheard Lyric: ''Do just like a lady''
4. The Foundations - Buttercup
Real Lyric: ''Build me up buttercup''
Misheard Lyric: ''Fill me up buttercup''
5. Adele - Chasing Pavements
Real lyric: ''Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements''
Misheard lyric: ''Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins''
6. Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer
Real Lyric: ''It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not''
Misheard Lyric: ''It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not''
7. ABBA - Dancing Queen
Real Lyric ''Dancing queen, Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah''
Misheard Lyrics: ''Dancing queen, Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah''
8. John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John - One That I Want
Real Lyric: ''You're the one that I want''
Misheard Lyric: ''You're the wobbly one''
9. Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit
Real Lyric: ''Here we are now, entertain us''
Misheard Lyric: ''Here we are now, in containers''
10. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Real lyric: ''Spare him his life from this monstrosity''
Misheard lyric: ''Spare him his life for this one cup of tea''
11. Johnny Nash- I Can See Clearly Now
Real Lyric: ''I can see clearly now the rain has gone''
Misheard Lyric: ''I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone''
12. Madonna- Papa Don't Preach
Real Lyric: ''Papa don't preach''
Misheard Lyric: ''Poppadom Peach''
13. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Real Lyric - ''Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango''
Misheard lyric: ''Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you to the banned tango''
14. Bee Gees- Stayin' Alive
Real Lyric: ''Stayin' alive, stayin' alive''
Misheard Lyric: ''Steak and a knife, steak and a knife''
15. Prodigy - Out of space
Real lyric: ''I'll take your brain to another dimension. Pay close attention''
Misheard lyric: ''I'll take your brain to another dimension. Hey close the kitchen''
16. ABBA - Dancing Queen
Real lyric: ''See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen''
Misheard lyric: ''See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen''
17. ABBA - Mamma Mia
Real lyric: ''How can I resist you''
Misheard lyric: ''Have I got a sister''
18. Take That - Babe
Real lyric: ''Babe''
Misheard lyric: ''Dave''
19. Blue Oyster Cult- Don't Fear The Reaper
Real Lyric: ''Seasons don't fear the reaper''
Misheard Lyric: ''Jesus don't fear the reaper''
20. Annie Lennox- There Must Be An Angel
Real Lyric: ''Must be talking to an angel''
Misheard Lyric: ''Must be talking to a ninja''